Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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