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(212): View more from New York

Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.

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(212): Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe. http://tfl.nu/iy4x

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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.

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(610): not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis. http://tfl.nu/tt6j

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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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(617): I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall http://tfl.nu/nke4

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(425): View more from Washington

im bored tell me something entertaining

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You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.

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(425): im bored tell me something entertaining (206): You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam. http://tfl.nu/m0ao

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(717): he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob. http://tfl.nu/6ugt

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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.

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(916): So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday. http://tfl.nu/t9ad

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.

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(978): IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES. http://tfl.nu/cxji

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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?

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(847): What sexual position says im sorry for your loss? http://tfl.nu/sjhl

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(585): View more from New York

Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right

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Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15

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hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos

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(585): Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right (631): Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15 (585): hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos http://tfl.nu/8bsi

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...

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(870): Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories... http://tfl.nu/piuz

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He stood me up.

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I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.

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(724): He stood me up. (724): I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone. http://tfl.nu/xslj

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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.

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(213): Much like Dre, I was forgotten about. http://tfl.nu/kq3a

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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.

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(+44): Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor. http://tfl.nu/tgic

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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.

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Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?

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I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.

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(404): I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight. (843): Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back? (404): I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me. http://tfl.nu/tm5b

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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.

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(724): I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents. http://tfl.nu/997k

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