It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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