I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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