what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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