just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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