Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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