you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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