do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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