She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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