Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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