oh god the rape fog is back!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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