guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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