he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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