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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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