the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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