The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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