omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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