carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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