i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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handjob tips. give me some.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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