32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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