You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She bit a glass in half.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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