You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
