Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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