just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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