walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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