she was so not down for the gang bang
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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