she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's never too late to be topless.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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