I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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