He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
