You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
