Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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