they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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