The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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