she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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