Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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