How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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