susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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