So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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