I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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