Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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