i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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