Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
