is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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