i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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