Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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