in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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