i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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