Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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