If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I cockslap morals
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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