brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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