Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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