check it out our google latitudes are spooning
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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