***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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