i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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