ugly people sure do ruin things
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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