At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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