forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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